How not to spend the 5th night of wedded bliss

In terms of things that you do not want to do on your honeymoon, being sold into white slavery tops my personal list but I've now added a second thing - you do not want to spend a night on your honeymoon, sleeping in the bathroom, on the cold marble floor because you

a. ate food from in town and got sick

b. drank too much (3 baby drinks over almost 4 hours!)

c. got drugged by someone in the seriously sketched out bar that you dragged your beloved into in search of the best pico de gallo. "No really honey, you HAVE to go to the authentic places to get really good salsa. Come on, this place looks really local!"

I went from happy, iguana playing, hyper tourist to incoherant, no muscle control, very sick in the span of about 30 minutes. It was very impressive.

Chris bundled me up very nicely in the bathroom and then proceeded to watch all 12 rounds of the Oscar de la Hoya fight from our beautiful 4 poster bed, complete with mosquito netting, by himself. On our honeymoon.

Really, just not much of the great memory to have for the honeymoon but the drugging theory fits nicely with the white slavery ring that is clearly out to get us while we are here.